NEWS ALERT: The Weight Bet is ON! PLEASE BET AGAINST MY FAT ASS AND HELP BUILD A SCHOOL!
In 1979, yes 40 years ago this month, I stepped onto a scale and won a weight bet against many of my college pals, shedding 65 pounds in 8 weeks. How did I do it? Why did it work? Simple: I was a fat s**t, tired of my friends abusing me. Now, despite my abundant sexiness, I'm still a fat, tubby, pork packin' lard ass.
Don't cry for me Argentina, public humiliation is how I motivate myself.
So starting tonight, my good, fat friend Richard Zemble and I are weighing in and getting it on. I expect to tip the scales at about 250 lbs. We weigh in again on Sunday, July 15, 7pm. We are betting $1,000. Biggest Loser is the winner! Winner must lose at least 15 pounds or we both LOSE! (Rich is the fatty leading the song in the disturbing video, taken when we were celebrating his birthday last Saturday night.)
Rich and I have both seen people we care about get sick or pass. They were our age. He's 44, I'm 59. We wanna see our GREAT Grandchildren and be well enough to party with them!
Here's what I'm asking my FB friends to consider....PLEASE BET AGAINST ME IN ORDER TO SUPPORT ME AND MY KIDS. In the event I lose at least 15 pounds in the next 90 days AND beat my fat ass friend, please pledge whatever $$$$ amount you can afford PER POUND THAT I LOSE. If you bet $10 per pound and I lose 20, that's $200 smackers for our Montessori School. Because WHEN I win, Rich's money and all money pledged, will go directly to Love to Langa.
Love to Langa is building an entire Montessori School in Langa, a Township of South Africa and we need all the support we can garner to help change the lives of our amazing kids there....and to get me and Rich healthy.
Finally, if you're fat enough and want to take me on, chime in baby....Fog, you were my primary competitor in 1979, want another crack at me FATMAN? Gawk, you paid me back then and are even FATTER than me now! C'mon Brother, weigh in (on a scale big enough to handle you).
FOR THOSE PLEDGING, PLEASE POST YOUR PLEDGE BY COMMENTING HERE.
Please consider forwarding this humiliating post to get others to bet against me and help our kids.
(BTW, If I don't lose at least 15 pounds, I'll pledge another $5,000 to Love To Langa for this bet)